Cartman: I’m not going to sit here and listen to a bunch of hippies in denial. Screw you guys, I’m going home! Cartman: No, no, no. Screw you guys. Home. Stan: What does he mean: “living in denial”?

I used to feel Cartman-level contempt for hippies: part of my Thatcherite '80s coming of age, I suppose. And Mark Harris' 1967 Atlantic article on them exhibits no romanticism. A lot of it was about ...

Poor Cartman. All the years of torture and abuse from his inner-sanctum of “friends,” only to be later ridiculed on the Internet for his weight. Fear not, as no fat-shaming for South Park’s little ...