"Paint has turned an unheralded recruit into a National Player of the Year [Zach Edey] and another unheralded recruit ...

The calls seem to follow a script – a panicked and shaky caller says they are hiding in a college library, sometimes with the staccato of taped gunshots in the background.

Alabama Crimson Tide left tackle Kadyn Proctor took a wildcat run for a first down and the college football world went crazy for it.