Spontaneity is cool and all, but before you go googling "nose piercers near me," please search "how long does it take a nose piercing to close?" first. The answer might actually surprise you. Before ...

How many piercings do you have? Let me quickly do the math — 43. Thirteen of those are in my nose. I have one, my philtrum piercing, where I just, like, really needed to get stabbed that day to feel ...