Steven Seagal's films could be borderline horror when it came to their violence, with some being particularly brutal. The first batch of Steven Seagal movies, like Above the Law and Under Siege, ...

Or would that be “Steven Seagasm”? Whatever. In news that made me slip out of my chair and painfully crack my chin on my desk, ’90s action hero/demigod STEVEN SEAGAL is getting his own reality show!