If it’s hard to pray you can pray like this 3:00 PM prayer O Lord, because this is the hour when you said, “Behold your son; behold your mother,” I thank You for giving me our mother, the Holy Virgin Mary, to be my mother. For her sake, I ask You to restrain my enemy and forgive me. You who accepted the thief on the right—even though the sins he committed for thirty to forty years. You accepted his prayer and transferred him to Paradise and eternal life likewise please forgive my own sins. Becau

Monty Python — King Arthur’s Absurd Argument (Holy Grail)